"Uh, that's not a hair question."

"Uh, that's not a hair question."

Here's an update on the Boston bomb scare. To get the full effect, don't even read the blurb. Just click the "Listen" button right beneath the headline.

I think the two gentlemen in question dealt with the press with the exact amount of gravitas that the situation deserved.

On an unrelated note and because I'm a name-dropping whore, everyone should watch both tomorrow's "Ghost Whisperer" and next Wednesday's "CSI: NY" because my buddy Logan Bartholomew has guest starring roles in each of those episodes. That's right. I'm a supportive friend.

Watching:

An Inconvenient Truth

Reading:

Kant and the Platypus: Essays on Language and Cognition, Umberto Eco

Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem

Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, Douglas R. Hofstadter

New X-Men Vol. 7: Here Comes Tomorrow, Grant Morrison & Marc Silvestri

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Mooninites threaten Ivy League town

Mooninites threaten Ivy League town

So "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" shut down Boston today. Nine other cities had the same advertising. No hullaballoo anywhere else. Does this mean that Bostonians are fearful and dumb? Yes. Yes, it does.

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