It probably wasn't important anyway
Whatever.
Saturday, June 26, 2004
Funny that
Funny that
It's incredible how un-fun manual labor becomes when you have to do it for 14 hours on a sunny day. Well, perhaps it's not that incredible...
With a small crew and a small set, it's easy to be essentially doing nothing for most of the day. The way filmmaking is set up is that one kind of crew--electric, say--goes in and does their thing while everyone watches. Then the next kind of crew--doesn't matter, say--goes in, does their thing; everybody watches. And so on. Most of the time spent on the set is sitting around waiting for something to happen while looking for something to do where you won't be in anyone's way. Usually people do things for themselves, however, which leaves the poor PA's to twiddle their thumbs until lock-downs during which we get to tell everyone to shut their damn mouths while the magic--the actual filming--happens.
Being the Key PA--the guy that has to drive the truck in the morning, unload it, reload it at night, and drive it back to the storage area--reminds me of a trick my mom pulled on me as a kid. When I was young, I always thought the vacuum cleaner was a pretty damn neat-o thing. It lit up. It made lots of noise. And it made the carpet look nice after you were done. So one time I asked my mom if I could try it. She handed that puppy over, gave me a few vague instructions on the path I should take while vacuuming, then left to relax. After I was done for the first time, my mom complimented me to excess. She finished it off with, "Now you can do the vacuuming all the time!" At the time I was excited. After a year I realized I was duped.
The same thing happened with the truck. Yesterday it seemed okay. I got to drive around a big engine. People gave me wide birth. Working with my hands. Lifting things. Problem solving. Beat the chest; I'm an ape-man. I got a lot of very nice compliments afterward. Everything seemed okay.
Today was very much similar, except with less compliments and more people demanding that their stuff be pulled first. Or for me to run to the truck to grab the heavy lead box that contains the rest of the lead they need for the shoot. You know, the 4'x6'x8' one. That'd be great. You didn't need your spinal cord in tact, did you? You're doing a fine job...and wait a fucking minute. I've seen this kind of behavior before!
No matter. They're a fine group of people, and I'm happy to be among them. They tell me that now I can do anything a PA might be asked to do: drive a truck, do pick-ups, do returns, sit around and eat delicious sweetened kettle corn, etc. I hope for my back's sake that people will pay me to do this kind of stuff next time. A boy's got to pay rent.
D
Friday, June 25, 2004
That's a big one-niner, good buddy.
That's a big one-niner, good buddy.
I got to drive a big truck today, and it was good. It's surprising how much fun you can have on busy interstates when you drive a behemoth. Listening to Indie 103.1 for the first half of the day until the signal runs out and switching to classic rock for the remainder, driving a big truck and lifting heavy shit really makes a man feel like a man. Luckily I won't have to do it tomorrow because it also makes a man feel pretty fucking tired.
I got to meet my producer and director along with some key crew today as I drove around Hollywood and The Valley picking up shit, driving, and picking up more shit. My producer and director are both adorable. The grip and gaffer I met--that's the guy who moves heavy stuff and the guy who puts up lights, respectively, were pretty cool, pretty goofy, not respectively. The assistant camera people seemed to be in their own very focused world. Very serious folk, these camera people were. Very strange. Maybe they forgot they were making a damn movie.
All in all it was a pretty nice first day. I get to drive the truck again tomorrow, but it's only a few miles to the set and back. I'll be glad when I can just take my little Corolla again. As much fun as it is to drive a big manly truck, I like my vehicle to stop when I hit the brakes. Call me old-fashioned...
I'll post about my second day sometime tomorrow hopefully. I also hope I get done in time to go see this little double feature tomorrow (Double Indemnity and The Big Clock). It's a daytime shoot so maybe (just maybe) I'll get out in time for the 8:00 show. Here's hoping.
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Thursday, June 24, 2004
Check. Check. And...
Check. Check. And...
Got the apartment. Got the job. Now for some peace of mind.
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
I had what could really only be called a religious experience last night. I went to go see We're Going to Eat You! last night at the New Beverly Cinema, and I finally found where all the film lovers go. First of all, I didn't look at the INFO part of the website, so I didn't know that the movies play as double features. That means that with a student ID--which I still use--two movies only cost $5 for an entire evening's entertainment.
I caught the last fifteen minutes of the previous feature called The Candy Snatchers when I walked into the theater (after buying reasonably priced popcorn and soda). The theater itself has tattered maroon curtains covering the walls, and the screen is pretty small. This ambience works in its favor, though, because the people in the theater came to enjoy a movie, not admire the decor. Plus I'm sure it reminds people of the 1970s TV they have sitting on some cinder blocks they had in college: familiar and well-loved.
I won't go into detail about the plots of either of the movies, but I will say that it really didn't matter what was showing; the crowd was fantastic regardless. They caught every stupid joke. They laughed at every corny effect. It was like an auditorium full of friends with similar senses of humor. I definitely found my niche.
I'm sure it also helped the experience that the bad guys in We're Going to Eat You!--set in a small, remote island off mainland China (not Hong Kong)--were ultimately defeated by firecrackers and roller skates. Mind you, this was a kung-fu cannibal movie, so anything really would have made sense. I highly recommend it. I also highly recommend spending $2.50 for two movies in a great atmosphere.
D
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Hold your breath
Hold your breath
I haven't finished up my resumé yet--mostly because I'm not entirely sure how to do one still--but I've applied to a few jobs online regardless. I also got some some surprisingly acute job advice from a homeless guy the other day. Maybe between the two I'll get something off the ground. I'm also going to try and catch a film entitled We're Going to Eat You! tonight, thus marking my third film with an exclamation point in the title in as many weeks.
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Monday, June 21, 2004
"I like to watch"
"I like to watch"
I'm watching a film that I've had for quite some time. It's called Being There, and it reminds me of another film called The Ruling Class--minus the musical numbers. Both follow an outsider through an elite circle of society. Both films use satire to critique not just the upper class, but their respective societies as a whole (The Ruling Class is a British film while Being There is American). I highly recommend both films. Both are unstatedly hilarious; both are subtly outrageous.
D
Sunday, June 20, 2004
Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time
I got to see Once Upon a Time in the West at the Egyptian Theater a few days ago, and it was certainly an interesting experience. For those that don't know, the Egyptian Theater is the home of The American Cinematheque, a kind of film preservation and appreciation society. They don't just play elitist classics like Once Upon a Time, but they also play cult classics like Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla and Destroy All Monsters for the Godzilla 50th anniversary. Cool shit, man.
Anyway, I jumped at the chance to see the Sergio Leone Western on the big screen. While The Egyptian Theater doesn't quite have the decadence of The Chinese Theater, it's got its own kind of overwhelming presence. The walls moved to close off certain areas of the room that would hinder the best aural quality, for example. And any movie that has a person come up to the front and speak before the picture starts is generally something special, even if the speaker orates in a somnambulistic monotone. Even so, it's hard not to pay attention to what a guy's saying when he's talking about bringing Godzilla and a Tobe Hooper horror film to the big screen for my viewing enjoyment.
For those of you that haven't seen Once Upon a Time before, the first mmmmmmmroughly ten to fifteen minutes of the film have about three lines of dialogue. As I mentioned in a previous post, this film--like many others--is about looking. Time isn't just about looking, however; it's about staring a man down. It's about getting shot in the back if you don't see the guy on top of the train or the barrel of a gun poking through a billboard. That being said, you're expected as an audience member to let the movie do it's thing and do some looking yourself.
If you haven't seen any of Leone's other films--specifically his Westerns--you should know that he shoots in Techniscope, a very widescreen format. It's very difficult to compose a shot in this wide of a format, although filmmakers have grown more accustomed to the process nowadays. Director Fritz Lang once famously said that the only things one can shoot in Cinemascope--a widescreen format similar to Techniscope--are snakes and funerals.
Some interesting--and, granted, some not so interesting--things happen with the Techniscope format in the film. Sometimes the frame encompasses the main narrative action while leaving enough of the frame to enclose something else that isn't immediately related to the narrative but something that might comment on the action or intimate something to the audience with the framing that the characters aren't privy to. This happens in a scene where Cheyenne (Jason Robards) discusses why Mrs. McBain's (Claudia Cardinale) belated husband bought land where he did and why a mean hombre named Frank (Henry Fonda) thought said land was worth slaughtering all of the McBain clan before Mrs. McBain arrived from New Orleans. Sitting inconspicuously off to the side of the frame next to Cheyenne, a toy train lays quietly.
Other times, however, it's hard to stay interested in the visuals in the film. There's a shot at the end of the film's final shootout where most of the frame is open sky with only a head and a torso to break up a small portion of the monotony. That kind of shit might work on a TV screen, but when a theater screen is entirely white-blue, it's not terribly interesting.
This brings up another point of how Leone sometimes leaves too much time to take in some of the visuals when he's not laying it thick enough to keep me interested. Usually when this happens, though, Leone gives us some sound to play with. I need say no more than to tell you to watch the opening sequence to see--or rather hear--what I mean.
If you're a patient person and a fan of Westerns, I recommend you jump at the chance to see this movie on the big screen like I did. It was made to be seen in this kind of atmosphere, so see it there. Good shit. Tomorrow I'm going to try and make it to see Lawrence of Arabia at the New Beverly Cinema which also recently showed Fellini classics I Vitelloni and Amarcord. Thursday will be Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla. LA might be some filmmakers' nightmare, but it's a cinephile's dream. We'll see how the job market treats me.
D
An empty apartment and me
An empty apartment and me
I arrived at my apartment today and--though I'm not fully moved in yet--I've made myself at home. I already got some groceries to tide me over, got my computer setup, and watched way too much Austin Powers. All three were on today right in a row on two different stations. I was mesmerized. Anyway, I just have to move the dirty clothes and a few other odd items out of my car, and I'll be done. Fantastic-o. I'll make a post later on tonight about what I thought of seeing Once Upon a Time in the West on the big screen at the Egyptian Theater the other night. Eat your heart out, Nick. Peace.
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