What was the first line of "A Day in the Life"? Oh, yeah.

What was the first line of "A Day in the Life"? Oh, yeah.

Um, has anyone been paying attention to the news for the past few days? There was a mysterious gas smell that lingered over Manhattan on Monday. I've yet to read an article that states what caused the smell. (Hint: it wasn't gasoline, natural gas or the gastrointestinal system. [Don't quote me on that last one.]) Today, thousands of birds fell from the sky over an Australian town.

If I'm reading the signs correctly--and I believe I am--we should have only one logical expectation for Friday's headlines:


  
"Disguised Dog Steals Scooter, Poses for Camera"


Dare I say, the apocalypse is nigh?

Watching:

"Battlestar Galactica (2003) - Season Two"

Reading:

New X-Men Vol. 2: Imperial, Grant Morrison, Frank Quitely, Ethan van Sciver, Igor Kordey

Missionary Man, Gordon Rennie, Frnk Quitely, Garry Marshall

Showcase Presents: Unknown Soldier, Joe Kubert

Palomar: The Heartbreak Soup Stories, Gilbert Hernandez

Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem

Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, Douglas R. Hofstadter

The Archetypes and the Collective Unconscious, C.G. Jung

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