Magic Kingdom indeed...

Magic Kingdom indeed...

As we walked to the entrance to Disney's Animal Kingdom today, we witnessed...an event. There were two gentleman workers off to the side of the pathway--near the woods, as it were--and it appeared...well, it appeared as if one of the gentleman (the one sitting on the ground) was...fellating the other gentleman (the one who was standing...with his feet spread...and his hands behind his head...).

Needless to say, the animals we saw inside the park proved tamer than their human counterparts on the outside. Note: the two gentleman were not actually engaged in any...activities despite initial appearances. It should be mentioned that no man should ever stand with legs splayed and hands behind head in front of another man sitting down, unless he is actually receiving public oral pleasure at a children's theme park.

I can only assume that the trip to Epcot won't provide such visuals. I have, however, been wrong in the past.

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Because I couldn't provide of a picture of the event, I can at least provide a sound clip of me reading the post for you guys.

(Take heart, though, a picture of the gentleman workers is forthcoming once I return to LA and my USB cord.)

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[UPDATE!]

It turns out the computer I'm using has a port for my photo card, so here is the original photo along with a zoom in for clarity and emphasis.


Yep. It's suggestive.


Here it is without the extraneous elements. Breathtaking.

I'd like to point out that the banner on the lamppost says: "Happiest Celebration on Earth". Too true, too true.

I'd also like to note that my camera immediately turned itself off and wouldn't turn back on after taking this photo. It's most likely due to a clipped battery charge time, but I'd like to think it was due to an overload of pure man-sex. Pretty sure it was a dead battery, though.

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