What do you call a good plague?

What do you call a good plague?

Today alone I've received five Friendster messages from people I don't know. I was actually deleting the four previous message notification emails when a fifth one popped up. This is crazy. When'd I become so popular? Must be that brand-spankin' new headshot! I just put up the other day. People just can't resist that professional quality.

Incidentally, I've also become internationally famous. Today alone I've been contacted by people from Portugal, Nigeria and, uh...Texas. How metropolitan!

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