Happy Freakin' Valentine's Day

Happy Freakin' Valentine's Day

I don't know what the hell's wrong with me. I've never gotten depressed on Valentine's Day when I didn't have a girlfriend. All of the sudden, though, I'm wishing death on cute couples and crushing on every girl I see. Bogus. I totally wimped out on myself. Unacceptable.

To make up for it I'm going to grab a bottle of wine and go over to a friend's for a "Twin Peaks" Marathon. Eat it, St. Valentine.

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